When you pop your clogs, what would you like written on your grave stone?

eg. I did it my way! or I knew I shouldn%26#039;t have eaten that last box of doughnuts!

When you pop your clogs, what would you like written on your grave stone?
%26quot;If you hear tapping please fetch a shovel, a large brandy, and a clean pair of shorts%26quot;
Reply:i lived i lied i died i smiled and i had fun doing it rip abbie k
Reply:%26quot;Nevermore%26quot;





Hope this helps.
Reply:Here lies b97st, Aged 102. Only the good die young.
Reply:%26quot;Pop your clogs?%26quot;Cool, never heard that before....


I want just %26quot;Flight..%26quot; As in %26quot;If flight be your heart%26#039;s desire%26quot; from Jonathan L. Seagull? Guess it would be my last %26quot;flight%26quot; right?
Reply:I would like the truth about me on my gravestone. Not some watered down version so it showed me to be a unrealistically good person.
Reply:Lola: had lots and lots of money later in life and used it to make everyone happy, (as well as buying lots and lots of shoes from Primark for herself) Loved by her husband who did not divorce her, and her kids who aspire to be just like their mum, and her many many granchildren and friends who have worked together to have a Diana-stylee state funeral for her.
Reply:Pop your clogs? I love it. My epitaph will read %26quot;I%26#039;ve Seen Enough!%26quot;
Reply:Sambo





It was macca not the Beatles.. The Queen did not look to impressed. What an idiot he should have stuck to the frog song. It was a bit cringe worthy.
Reply:%26#039;I hope you can look me up on Wikipedia.%26#039;
Reply:I%26#039;d like the same as my comedy HERO, - the late, lamented GENIUS, that was Sir Terence Alan - (Spike) - Milligan, - had, engraved, on HIS, - i.e. %26quot;I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!%26quot;





Even, in DEATH, the guy was STILL LAUGHING!
Reply:Heap not on this mound


Roses that she loved so well:


Why bewilder her with roses,


That she cannot see or smell?





She is happy where she lies


With the dust upon her eyes.





From Edna St. Vincent-Millay%26#039;s poem %26quot;Epitaph%26quot;
Reply:I want mine to say- Look and see as you pass by as you are now so once was I as I am now you%26#039;ll one day be, prepare for death and follow me..





that or- I told you I was sick.
Reply:He lived to be 100 years old and died making love to a movie star
Reply:gone to put the kettle on


i like spike milligans one which says %26quot; i told you i was ill%26quot;
Reply:The First American Ninja Warrior.


or


something my wife and or children have to say from their heats.
Reply:I told you I could give up drinking
Reply:When I%26#039;m pushing up daisies, its gotta be





%26quot;laugh, I nearly di...............%26quot;
Reply:I love Spike Milligans humour. - He wrote on his -


%26#039; I told you I was ill%26#039;
Reply:i%26#039;m going to be cremated. i%26#039;ve never heard that description of death....hmmm.
Reply:%26quot;Dont be sad. Take heart in the fact Im buried face down, so the whole world can kiss my @SS...!%26quot;
Reply:Comfortable, compact one bedroomed apartment to let





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Reply:Her Majesty%26#039;s a pretty nice girl,


but she doesn%26#039;t have a lot to say


Her Majesty%26#039;s a pretty nice girl


but she changes from day to day





I want to tell her that I love her a lot


But I gotta get a bellyful of wine


Her Majesty%26#039;s a pretty nice girl


Someday I%26#039;m going to make her mine, oh yeh,


someday I%26#039;m going to make her mine.
Reply:To plagiarise Spike Milligan:





%26quot;I told them I was ill!%26quot;
Reply:I want to be cremated.
Reply:sh!t the world wasn%26#039;t this bad when i was alive


or


here i lay dead and decaying, what a waste of a lifetime of praying
Reply:No necrophiliacs please



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