My rich elderly aunt is just about ready to pop her filthy rich clogs?

How can old Rotter get into her good books before she shuffles off this mortal coil, i could do with a few extra mill from her will.

My rich elderly aunt is just about ready to pop her filthy rich clogs?
Tell the old bat you love her and she has always been your favourite. Ask her if she would like a nice massage or something. Send her some flowers and chocs - works wonders with old coffin dodgers. Bang on about how none of the others seem to care now she is getting on a bit, and you are the only one left to look after her.
Reply:You are going to really have to work hard. Lots of grovelling and cups of tea. Perhaps the odd jaunt out while she is still well enough. Does she have lots of cats? If so tell her you will look after them even better than she does when she is gone! You could always take them to the RSPCA after she is gone. Don't forget to tell her how she has always been your most favourite aunt and how much you and everyone else will miss her, then cry! Good luck.
Reply:Offer to clean her comode and lick her boots or clogs in your case
Reply:Sorry but that is just selfish
Reply:You missed the boat, if in fact you are even authentic.


So sad!
Reply:Best thing you could do, is get a public library card and improve your mind, and not waiting for riches to fall in your lap.
Reply:well of course you could commit suicde,reckon that would give her a laugh.but realy you dont sound like a rotter,so why dont u change your name and help a few people.
Reply:prob to late at this stage, will is more than likely made out so if your not in it at this stage that's it for you!
Reply:thats mean
Reply:spend time with her, do things for her ect ect.
Reply:WOW, your name suits you!
Reply:introduce her to me. i like old crows
Reply:if she as a will she would of made it out by now who gets what so starting to be nice now will make no diffrence good luck lets hope you are in the will
Reply:If you can't answer that question, I suspect no one can. Frankly, though, these things usually have to start far earlier than the deathbed. Start wooing your other rich relatives while they're still hale.
Reply:Visit with her, kiss her **** and ask her to remember you in her will ... to the tune of several mil. See what she says.
Reply:Honesty is the best policy. Just tell her that you would like to be left a lot of money in her will. She will be so shocked that you have just come right out and said it that she might respect you for it! No point brown nosing her like a lot of other gold diggers coz she will see straight through it all.
Reply:Just be extremely creepy to her for the next few months


She'll love you for it.
Reply:id tell ya a few good fool proof ways.. but.. you'd have to share the wealth...



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